After clearing the fallout from Jo Russell’s melting hairdo off the Magna studio desk, John cracked on with the show and these things happened.

John questioned whether his body is normal after trying overnight oats with chia seeds. Lucy promised they would keep him full for ages, but just an hour later he was starving again. Not quite the miracle food he was sold.

John also announced Bobby Davro is coming to Stack in Lincoln on Friday 16th October as part of Magna Presents Lincoln Laughs.

There was a historic moment too. John nearly collapsed after Tom the boss bought him a coffee. Four months on air and it finally happened.

Topical Tune

Where is Michael Jackson’s pet Bubbles now? Living in a care home for monkeys.

5 George Michael ‘Monkey’ – Janet in Brigg
4 No Mercy ‘Where Do You Go?’ – Phil
3 Anastacia ‘Left Outside Alone’ – John in Lincoln
2 Billy Joel ‘My Life’ – Jayne in Saxilby
1 Simple Minds ‘Don’t You Forget About Me’ – Tom in Boston

More from John tomorrow from 10.